Well... there...
Ain't nothin' kickin' like a week south o' the Dixon down at Norton's Disco Chicken Lickin' Haven.
Your senses will awaken, you best make no mistakin', down at Norton's Disco Chicken Lickin' Haven.
Fire! Desire! Step up to the deep fryer!
Herbs y spices, it certainly suffices
N-O-R-T-O-N Disco Chicken Haven
(herbs y spices, herbs y spices...)

Well they're short and they're fat and they taste like a rat o'er at Norton's Disco Chicken Lickin' Haven
We got girls in their Chevys piling in from the levies, just for me (his!)
Disco Chicken Lickin' Haven
Fire! Desire! Step up to the deep fryer!
herbs y spices, it certainly suffices
N-O-R-T-O-N Disco Chicken Haven
(herbs y spices, herbs y spices...)



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