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WURST (take it and eat it!)(I mean... take it and keep it)

Siegfried was made in the father's image according to his likeness. Siegfried's strong, yet refined features are framed in greasy golden locks. His teeth are set in mother of pearl and his garter belt is from Victoria's Secret. He wears matching Yvonne Duck silver earrings and a ring of gold from Andvare. He knows where Annie goes when she goes to town and has a knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork under erasure in Old New York. He has, as well, dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over the cattle, and over the wild animals of the earth and Eartha Kitt and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth and finally over German dwarves who all turn out to be Swedish alcoholics or simply guys squatting down in order to appear short and try to provoke sympathy and cop a hand out.

Kaaitheater, February 2003
GAle GAtes, January 2003
The Collapsable Hole, December-January 2001-02


The Village Voice, Alexis Soloski Dragons, Dwarves Save Theater
"It's Fucked up, but Hey, it's kind of cool."

Time Out, David Cote Wurst Review
"Wurst engages the same creepy blood-sword-ring-truth atavism that fuels both religious terrorists and fantasy epics..."

Curtainup.com, Les Gutman A CurtainUp Review
"I don't purport to be a theoretician, so I can't define it, but I know it from a certain tingling feeling I get (and I don't mean the one in my ass from sitting on plywood risers for an hour or so)"